Several of these things are untrue

[shewhomust]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shewhomust!

1. Shewhomust has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
2. Birds do not sleep in shewhomust, though they may rest in her from time to time.
3. Shewhomust has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
4. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat shewhomust, though it may feel uncomfortable.
5. Shewhomust was originally called Cheerioats!
6. During severe windstorms, shewhomust may sway several feet to either side.
7. Shewhomust has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
8. Shewhomust is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and shewhomust would be as small as a pea.
10. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find shewhomust.

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Comments

[sovay]

#4 and #10 are impressive . . .

[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

I like #2. #3 reveals my Secret Identity (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Lantern), and should probably be censored...