Stolen from sovay, at great personal risk

shewhomust's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is an arrogant katar named Failure Wrestler. When you cry "I can has cheezburger?" it sings off-key. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Actually, desperance, I think this one's yours. So I did it again, and got this:

shewhomust's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) When you invoke shikai with "Catch!" Apple, a dull, husky throwing axe which grows and shrinks to inconvenience the wielder, falls into little pieces that the cat plays with. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Maybe they're all yours? (Yes, it does explain what a zanpakutö is).

Monsoon season

We've just been out to lunch, and noticed, leaving the restaurant, that the rain had begun again: big, wet drops, but far enough apart that I was able to walk from the restaurant door to the car in pleasant summer rain, my dress barely damp. Five or ten minutes later, when our kind hosts dropped us at our door, the rain was so heavy that we were both drenched in the 20 yards between car and front door. A river flows down our road, my dress is soaked at shoulder and hem, and I've just been round the house closing windows, each of which has an area of damp just inside it - each one, that is, except the bathroom window, where there is nothing that would be affected by water.

And we're going out again this evening...