(Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is an arrogant katar named Failure Wrestler. When you cry "I can has cheezburger?" it sings off-key. |
Actually,
(Fourth Division Irregulars) When you invoke shikai with "Catch!" Apple, a dull, husky throwing axe which grows and shrinks to inconvenience the wielder, falls into little pieces that the cat plays with. |
Maybe they're all yours? (Yes, it does explain what a zanpakutö is).