Breakfast of champions?

[shewhomust]

The breakfast menu offers, among the cooked dishes, "Parisian breakfast". If pushed, I would have guessed that rhe classic Parisian breakfaast is a p'tit noir and a Gauloise. But the Fell Hotel interprets it differently.

A croissant with garlic cream cheese, smoked salmon and scrambled egg. I wasn't convinced that these flavours would play nicely together, but I had to find out. Sadly, I was right first time - though you might get away with it if your croissant was absolutely perfect, hot and flaky, which this one wasn't.

Still, je ne regrette rien...