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The local paper prints verbatim an announcement that the owners of the Garden House pub are looking for a new tenant. It includes a detailed description of the interior:

The interior is notable for the reclaimed gymnasium floor, modish grey walls, rustic wooden tables, smart black-and-grey seating in the bar area, and a more bordello style in the cosy dining area.

Clearly I need to brush up my knowledge of the terminology of interior design: I have eaten at the Garden House several times, and while it was perfectly comfortable, I did not see anything remotely as cosy as my understanding of 'bordello style'. Or perhaps I have never been admitted to that inner sanctum...