Harvest festival

[shewhomust]

It's been a long time since my spam contained anything of interest, but there's something about today's harvest that - well, I don't know, but there's certainly something about it! Someone is trying to recruit me to drive for Uber; someone thinks I should buy my 'jewelry' online to cut middleman expenses; and someone invites me to "Win a trip to meet Dr Strange" (and what a long, strange trip that would be...).