The high life
Oct. 29th, 2005 08:17 pmThe Guardian reports that civil servants at the DTI have been living in luxury at the taxpayer's expense. It describes a Christmas lunch for 10 staff last year. They hired a room at London's Hilton Metropole, and in the course of the afternoon, the ten of them got through £475 at the bar.
They drank:
I was all ready to be outraged at these people spending my money, but when I heard that list, my first thought was "My, they were mixing their drinks, weren't they?", and my second was "Drinks at the Hilton must be cheaper than I thought!"
That is not the bar bill of a group of people determined to live in luxury at someone else's expense; it's a bunch of non-(serious)-drinkers saying "Oh, well, since it's Christmas... Yes, I'll have a cocktail / glass of wine / shot of something with my coffee...". If I had been ordering those drinks, and expense had been no object, I'd have passed £475 on the 11 bottles of wine (I could hit that total in local restaurants, easy, never mind at the Hilton) - and do you know what these places charge for mineral water?
They drank:
- two beers;
- 14 vodkas and mixers;
- 23 gin and tonics;
- 11 bottles of wine;
- seven litres of sparkling water;
- three Irish coffees;
- five coffees;
- three whisky shots;
- three shots of Cointreau;
- two Cosmopolitan cocktails;
- two Bloody Marys;
- three Mojito cocktails
- and two BaseLine cocktails.
I was all ready to be outraged at these people spending my money, but when I heard that list, my first thought was "My, they were mixing their drinks, weren't they?", and my second was "Drinks at the Hilton must be cheaper than I thought!"
That is not the bar bill of a group of people determined to live in luxury at someone else's expense; it's a bunch of non-(serious)-drinkers saying "Oh, well, since it's Christmas... Yes, I'll have a cocktail / glass of wine / shot of something with my coffee...". If I had been ordering those drinks, and expense had been no object, I'd have passed £475 on the 11 bottles of wine (I could hit that total in local restaurants, easy, never mind at the Hilton) - and do you know what these places charge for mineral water?