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[shewhomust]

There's an old joke:

When God made man...
...she was only testing.

When did I first hear it? Perhaps in the 1970s - that's why I say 'old'. But I recently heard this version:

Auld Nature swears, the lovely dears
Her noblest work she classes, O:
Her prentice han' she try'd on man,
An' then she made the lasses, O.

- which is dated 1783. Happy Burns Night! I'm off to boil a haggis...

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[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

Y'see, you get this result with toast. With me, it requires haggis!