Blame it on lamentables

[shewhomust]

lamentables got us all telling jokes - wonderful, lame Q&A type jokes, like "What's brown and sticky?". And then I was talking to my brother, from whom I have, over the years, learned most of my favourite jokes, and he had a new one:

Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay-gulls. (No? Try reading it out loud.)

Comments

[lamentables.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[sartorias.livejournal.com]

lol!

[artistatlarge.livejournal.com]

I have a small but cherished collection of jokes like these, in the category of "pleasantries one may safely tell small children."

Here's another couple for you. :-)

Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.

Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny!