We know who kicked up a fuss about this, don't we?

I am attempting to purchase tickets online (for the William Morris exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery) and have reached the point where I am required to enter details about myself. Why? Who knows, but this is what the system requires.

The drop-down menu offers me a choice of titles: I can be Miss, Mr, Mrs, Ms or Rear-Admiral.

I am *so* tempted...