How doth the little crocodile...

[shewhomust]

The Quotation of the Day feed tells me that "Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast". That sums up my view of the Today programme. Only yesterday I was earwormed, before I was even out of bed, by news items assuring me that the US was ready and willing to do trade deals with the UK, just as soon as we were free of those European restrictions:

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!

How prescient of Lewis Carroll