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Lead story in today's Northern Echo

Two bald tyres and a sheep in the boot: Police stop driver after trip to McDonalds
POLICE stopped a driver for having two bald tyres - and found a sheep in the boot after a trip to get a take-away from McDonalds.

According to 'a spokeswoman for North Yorkshire Police', the driver explained: "some people take their dogs in their cars, I take my sheep. He just wanted to go for a drive-through at McDonalds."

Comments

[cmcmck.livejournal.com]

A likely tale............ :o)

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

Probably wearing a T-shirt saying "Why Drive Drunk When You Can Smoke And Fly?"

The carnivorous (but bad-tasted) sheep, I mean!

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

When you've won the companionship of a good sheep, you're not likely to want to put it aside. But you care about your sheep, for goodness sake, drive on safe tires!

[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

But it must be true, it's in the Northern Echo...

[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

Oh, good T-shirt!

[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

You win!

Also, icon love.

[klwilliams.livejournal.com]

You know, if the sheep wanted to go....

[shewhomust.livejournal.com]

It's a cheap date, that sheep...

Meanwhile Below The South Star...

[karinmollberg.livejournal.com]

...I swear I did not know of the Intergalactical Sheep Conspiracy at suggesting a T-shirt like don''t drive drunk while miles and miles away others had their say:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/68362408/sheep-spraypainted-with-isis

We shall have to come back to this theme in the most tasteful manner possible to us bores at theboringclub soon. No offence to sheeplovers intended but...I'd like to see a flag of Skye with We Know Whom depicted as they truly are. Then, Skye autonomy. Meanwhile, no shadow shall fall on Gracie for the undoings of others; Hope they gave her a nice cuppa, afterwards.