They pay people to invent these names, you know -

[shewhomust]

- it takes a professional to come up with something like 'Draino-Coach':

- all the natural minerals of Vichy spa water, plus (unspecified) plant extracts - which is presumably what gives it that interesting sludge green colour. And it's cherry flavoured. Go on, indulge yourself!

With thanks to D. for documenting this phenomenon.

Comments

[sovay]

it takes a professional to come up with something like 'Draino-Coach'

. . . I am in awe.

[durham-rambler.livejournal.com]

This is so close to Drano® (a registered trademark of S.C. Johnson & Son Inc.) which is very largely caustic soda. I know this from the writings of Kurt Vonnegut.