Today's news is that the government has set up a working group to track down that elusive solution to the Irish border problem. I think I know what their methodology will be:
but none of this will help them if it turns out - as I fear it may - to be a Boojum.
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[They] may seek it with thimbles - and seek it with care;
[They] may hunt it with forks and hope;
[They] may threaten its life with a railway-share;
[They] may charm it with smiles and soap -
but none of this will help them if it turns out - as I fear it may - to be a Boojum.
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