Dancing in the - ...pool?

Sometimes you brace yourself for one problem, and then it turns out that you are actually facing a quite different problem. Once our holiday was over, we knew the quiet mornings at the swimming pool would be coming to an end as the university returned, and half the pool was given over to their training sessions. In fact, they seem to be restricting themselves to a couple of lanes, so the congestion isn't too bad. The music, on the other hand...

( Cut for grouchy. I just want to put this on the record. )