Women who don't bake fairy cakes

The Guardian celebrates a recent contribution from Katharine Whitehorn by providing a link to her article on "Sluts". It starts: "This article is dedicated to all those who have ever changed their stockings in a taxi, brushed their hair with someone else's nailbrush or safety-pinned a hem; and those who have not had probably better not read on."

But it ends with a line that I quote so often, I'd forgotten where it came from: "If you're looking for the tax forms, they're under your slippers in the salad-bowl."