Sod's Law: a quiz

Sod's Law says that if a kettle breaks down, it will do so:

• on a morning when I was awake early and have been waiting impatiently for durham_rambler to get up so I can make coffee for both of us?


• on a day when we are expecting overnight guests?


• within a shorter term than the previous one (but after the receipt for its purchase has been discarded)?

( Which of these statements is true? )

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