What kind of American English do I speak?

I've been seeing this meme around a number of journals over the last few days: eventually I succumbed. I was interested to see what sort of questions were being asked. Anyway, I can't be the only person who answers quizzes in a spirit of "OK, let's see how wrong they can get this one".

In fact, I was surprised how many of the questions I could answer: despite their all being either / or (that is, only two options), there were only two or three questions where neither option applied.

( So, what kind of American English do I speak? )

And my inner European is French - as if you'd ever doubted it!